17 - horny / hungry- in love .


forever fangirling cute boys and tv shows, so many fandoms so little time

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

bobbyhoying:

niam-is-real:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

ENOUGH WITH THE METAPHOR POSTS PLEASE

bobbyhoying:

niam-is-real:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

ENOUGH WITH THE METAPHOR POSTS PLEASE

bobbyhoying:

niam-is-real:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

ENOUGH WITH THE METAPHOR POSTS PLEASE

bobbyhoying:

niam-is-real:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

ENOUGH WITH THE METAPHOR POSTS PLEASE

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

tishue:

there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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