shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
☯gyspy/indie/rubber goose/green moose/guava juice/giant snake/birthday cake/large fries/chocolate shake blog☯
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
flower crowns are so last week.
everyone knows this is what’s in