17 - horny / hungry- in love .


forever fangirling cute boys and tv shows, so many fandoms so little time
completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

getoffmybloghoe:

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

ellendegeneres:

So I guess we’re all caught up on Game of Thrones.

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

yourneckplusmyteeth:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

"I put the gay thing in my hand but I do not give it the power to make me gay."

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

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